Milkey = Political Genius

Now that another election has come and gone, we're hearing the same tired rhetoric about "reaching across the aisle" and "being committed to bipartisanship". Bullshit. History tells us that this probably won't be the revolutionary Congress that stops acting like children. There will be a few nice words for a month or so and then the backstabbing will begin anew.

I know how to fix all that.

What's wrong with this picture?





Of course they hate each other! Mix it up a bit! Force Taxy O'Handout to sit next to Churchy McFatcat. Borrow a pen. Share an anecdote.

Is there any wonder why bipartisan social skills are nonexistent when people attend legislative sessions like third graders attend school dances?