Death and Taxes
I've made this disclaimer before, but I'm making it again:
I do not buy everything hook, line, and sinker that may be posted on here. At times I'll post things that don't completely represent my own thoughts just cuz I found it interesting. This is one of those times.
I feel guilty at times that I don't do more to help out my fellow man. I have a pretty decent job for my young age and should probably give more to various charities. Unfortunately, when the chance arises I think to myself, "Sorry, I gave at the office." A very large chunk of each of my checks is taken to pay for charities that I don't choose to support.
I wish I could have some of that money back to give to local and more efficient charities that won't waste 80% of it on beauracracy and red tape.
Will Rodgers once said, "It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for."
OK, on to the cut/paste:
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt and had the largest middle class in the world.
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As long as I'm on the warpath, I found a lot of charities listed on give.org After weeding out all the doubles, unexplained acronyms, religious-based groups, and animal groups, I had taken over half of them out.
Here's a thought: why don't you give to Citizens Against Government Waste?
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