I'm Offended

Due to a very, very long drive returning from a conference in Michigan last night, I had the pleasure of listening to our beloved Tribe finally squeak past the American League Powerhouse that is the Kansas City Royals.

Tom Hamilton was talking about upcoming games and was hoping that "everyone could make it out to this Thursday's 12:05 Afternoon Business-PERSON's Special at the Jake."

Boy did that eat me up. On one hand, the Indians' organization finally got it through their neanderthal heads that using the phrase "Afternoon Businessman's Special" has been destroying America for years. On the other hand, how dare they imply that I am some egomanical psycho individual rather than a productive member of a business community.

Please join me in calling in death threats to the Indians' front office until they change their advertisement to the less offensive "Afternoon Business-PEOPLE's Specials." If you get some secretary that doesn't know her tits from her smaller paycheck, tell her you'll call back when a man can answer and not waste your time.