And it continues...

What is being called "The Community Defense Act" has passed the Ohio Senate. If you're thinking it deals with school protection, terrorist investigation, or illegal immigration... you'd be wrong.

Apparently, we have much bigger community defense deficiencies that need to be addressed:

S. B. No. 16

BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF OHIO:

(A) No sexually oriented business shall be or remain open for business between 12:00 midnight and 6:00 a.m. on any day, except that a sexually oriented business that holds a liquor permit pursuant to Chapter 4303. of the Revised Code may remain open until the hour specified in that permit, provided that it does not conduct, offer, or allow sexually oriented entertainment activity between 12:00 midnight and 6:00 a.m.

(B) While on the premises of a sexually oriented business:

(1) No employee, while nude or seminude, knowingly shall do any of the following:

(a) Appear in the view of any patron unless the employee is at least six feet from all patrons and on a stage at least two feet above the floor;
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*sigh*

I hope Ohio passes a mandatory bedtime soon. Thanks for all your hard work, Citizens for Community Values.